I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING

retrofires: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:33:21 -0400

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

- debunked. banks say it would cost too much to implement and the police would be unable to arrive quickly enough to be super useful.

good song

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:20:03 -0400

good song

I’m aware this band is mediocre. Still like them.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:10 -0400

I’m aware this band is mediocre. Still like them.

Rebecca: brittany how do i know if someone is hispanic?

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:17:38 -0400

Rebecca: brittany how do i know if someone is hispanic?
me: um
well
Rebecca: are you allowed to ask?
me: ask him like
indirectly
Rebecca: DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS?
that's what will happen.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:35:12 -0400

fdny: The Empire State Building beautifully lit yellow, white...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:31:15 -0400

fdny:

The Empire State Building beautifully lit yellow, white and blue with a siren halo for EMS Week on May 20, celebrating the critical work of FDNY paramedics and EMTs. For more information about the Empire State Building and Lighting Partners program, visit www.esbnyc.com.

topherchris: Big news!

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:41:03 -0400

topherchris:

Big news!

up in the middle of the night

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:32:11 -0400

I can’t even begin to describe. This is a nightmare.

I for one welcome our new Yahoo overlords

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:21:07 -0400

I LOVE YOU MARISSA MAYER

Audio

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:46:52 -0400

How do you handle missing someone you love?

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:41:01 -0400

I have no answer.

And once this whole fiasco ends, I’m going to be a lot braver. A lot. Life is too short.

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:19:19 -0400

And once this whole fiasco ends, I’m going to be a lot braver. A lot. Life is too short.

reasons why I love my girlfriend

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:19:06 -0400

AHEM

I know this is superobnoxious but bear with me. I kind of hear JGL in “500 Days.” Which saddens me but I mean this. I so mean this.

1.) her kindness

2.) she’s so goofy

3.) the sound of her laugh is gorgeous, and her smile is contagious.

4.) the fact we have these bizarre conversations made purely of weird noises that can drag on forever. it’s like we have our own language or something.

5.) I’ve seen her pay for random homeless people’s dinners before. She is such a good person.

6.) how she always smiles when she sees a kid (who isn’t screaming)

7.) I introduced her to my sister and she hit it right off with her RIGHT away.

8.) She’s spontaneous (I’m not, so I love love LOVE this).

9.) She knows me nearly better than I know myself. For example, we will be looking at something at a store and she’ll point at something she knows I’ll like. And it takes me a few seconds to realize I like it.

10.) She teases me, but never in a mean way.

11.) The way she loves the pigs.

12.) The fact she has heard me having conversations with my parents and after they end, she tells me “that was so sweet.”

13.) How she sleeps. It’s very cute. Trust me, I think people look weird when sleeping. So that says a lot.

14.) When we went to IKEA and she pointed at a kitchen and told me “You can have your study, but I want a big kitchen.” And I was really awestruck in this moment.

15.) How she texts me in the morning and before she falls asleep.

16.) Her love of the medical field. It’s endearing, even if I don’t understand it.

17.) How she randomly does nice things for me.

18.) Her way of putting together comebacks.

19.) She was more than happy to be my date for my company Christmas party. First time I ever had a date for such a thing!

20.) She genuinely cares about people and listens to them.

21.) She’s gorgeous- inside and out. I feel like she’s a supermodel and I am a mushroom, haha.

22.) When I went back to Erie and she came over to my apartment and cleaned everything. I was so impressed when I came back.

23.) The fact she reinforces the idea good people still exist.

24.) Her love of girly things yet she has to help me with any home improvement project I attempt.

25.) Her patience with me.

26.) She is the first person I have been with who I haven’t wanted to change.

27.) Our first real date- we talked about our families, and not how much we despised them or whatever.

28.) When we are sleeping in the morning or night and she wants me to hold her. That is what I live for.

29.) Her love of animals (besides the pigs).

30.) I want to spend the rest of my life with her. That’s all.

Audio

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:27:33 -0400

Jane Birkin

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:35:14 -0400

Jane Birkin

"One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:54 -0400

“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you choose. But get drunk.”

- Charles Baudelaire (via thekinfolksociety)

Rebecca: now if you're coming here and it

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:05:09 -0400

Rebecca: now if you're coming here and it
it's cheaper to fly into BWI
i'll be right there.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:02:43 -0400

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:02:15 -0400

giantpandaphotos:

© Sookyee.

"My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.” ― André Breton"

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:20:41 -0400

““My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.”
― André Breton”