work in progress, eh?
I spent most of today daydreaming about someone I should not. meh.
Kurt: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
me: what did you guys do today?
Sheila: SO MUCH
FIRST, WE WENT TO MACY'S
THEN WE HAD A SMITH'S HOT DOG AT THE FOOD COURT
CHRISTIE LOVES THE MALL
THEN, WE HUNG OUT AT SEAR'S FOR AWHILE
AND WHAT DAY WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A TRIP TO PEEBLE'S?!?!?!?!?
me: well golly gee
Sheila: JEALOUS MUCH
Cara: I also think, what if pro basketball didn't exist? those seven foot tall men would be cast out of societies as FREAKS
they would all be in the circus
“Despite the Splinters in my Heart, I Still Love” Laala Kashef Alghata I love like the moon can wash me anew, like the tide can take me away. I love like the sun will kiss my skin golden and confuse my eyes until I see everything with cheer. I still love, despite the daggers slashed at my heart, despite the splinters left from the time you stabbed me with glass. I love like heaven is...
I love Fiona Apple too much for words. with all the other crap that’s happened, the fact she’s making this triumphant and respectable comeback makes me want to explode from the insides with joy.
Cara: BRITTANY KEMP OF TEMPE ARIZONA SAYS SWEDEN IS AWESOME GET LAID THERE BY BEAUTIFUL BLONDES IF YOU CAN
Today is my sister’s birthday. I lucked out with my sister; she’s great. Hoping it was a good one for her.
i got my hair cut today
to cheer myself up
it has not worke
Cara: I used to get hair cuts after I broke up with someone
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I just realized the similarities between the last two posts. gah. I NEED A THESAURUS
I have not felt this terrible in a while- I knew it was bad when I could not really listen to music today. that is the only thing that gets me through most of the day. it’s like even a chest pain. it is weird. it is certainly deserved (weirdoes of the internet who exist I don’t mean you) but still painful. I’ll get through it, it just sucks right now.
aka getting laid by sexy Greek men
if the country still exists by then
it might be called McDonaldville or something
I haven’t stopped panicking all day. I deserve it though. sometimes I wonder why I can be so mean; we are all mean, but I expect more of myself.
Cara: honey badger don't give a shit!
I just introduced this to bryce
Other things that will happen to the Stanley Cup...
inothernews: It will get a nosejob. Jerry Brown will try to pawn it to help close California’s budget gap. The tourism board will edit it into their commercial, replacing the part where Kim Kardashian is reading a physics book. It will star in an hour-long drama on ABC, a sitcom on NBC, and on CBS, “CSI: Hockey.” It will wake up three hours, two hours, or one hour later than the rest of...
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the...– Oscar Wilde (via castlekeys)
should I put the Useless Critic up on Kickstarter?
i don't know how hot it is in my room right now
it traps heat
much like a vagina, i'd imagine
although i have no idea
Openly gay Latina wins Texas congressional seat
motherjones: (Courtesy Mary Gonzalez) Mary Gonzalez told them she was the best candidate to represent them and El Paso voters agreed, but along the way, the 28-year-old doctoral student at the University of Texas at Austin broke her share of barriers. Read More This is a first. Woo!
Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)